So my good friend, Evelyn
or I like to secretly name her Eagle-lyn,
has requested that I dedicate an entire blog about
simply
her.
So.
Why not?
Let us now talk about
this ecstatic creature
that is Evelyn.
Evelyn is a girl.
She is currently 16 (my oh my that's old)
goes to Unionville High School (Old and ghetto school)
in the fabulous grade of eleven (not so fabulous)
and is of Chinese descent, much like me (except I'm MALAYSIAN.)
Evelyn is short, smelly, and looks similar
to a booger, which you can locate
in your nasal tunnel.
I advise you not to dig for treasure there.
You might some hit some trouble.
And of course, I am obviously, just kidding.
Except with the short part.
Evelyn is short, cool as a cat, and
is quite the eloquent individual.
She too write poems and blogs
much like me (copy cat)
and not to mention, most of the time
they are better (...honest here.)
She attends Markham Chinese Baptist Church
much like me again. We are good friends
and like to talk about anything
from music, to God, to birds.
Yes. Birds.
Overall, Evelyn is cool, just like me
except I'm cooler. God loves you still.
On a scale of 1 to Tooth and Nail Records, I give her an incomparable and un-rate-able rating.
2 comments:
i laughed so much!
i'll comment more later
YOU'RE MALAYSIAN ?!
and you suck
a lot.
i hope you know.
whatEVER i started blogging before YOU
so i WIN! plus i was born a year earlier and i started writing poems right out of the womb so you can't say anything about that either.
eloquent? why thanks.
i laughing less now that i reread it the fifth time, but still laughing. wait for it.
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